Funny Ski Stories Just 4 Fun, Can You Write A Funny Story About A SKI TRIP And Include These Lines?

Just 4 fun, can you write a funny story about a SKI TRIP and include these lines? - funny ski stories

As much as you can.

1. Deadman's Curve
2. Whiskey Sour .... and haste, my dear.
3. A Superman cape and tights.
4. Normally you go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of her charm.
5. Bigfoot just behind Bush and his mother hid decided to join us on holiday.
6. Now stop self-pity and lock-in here anymore.
7. Y'hear on each ski and Mother Teresa?
8. Damn! It is like a character in "Hound of the Baskervilles"!
9. Barbarians in the Midwest and nuts in Florida.
10. Not that omnivorous, domesticated, cloven hoof vertebrate animals, is not it?